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UFO Farmers Kindle Edition

by Dan McGrath (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

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When two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his “I told you so” moment – dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic, side-splitting space adventure of the century.

Before they can say “We come in peace,” the two are hurtling through the cosmos, dodging trigger-happy lizard people, getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien, suffering abuse from their ship’s snarky AI, and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real – he’s also the galaxy’s worst prison warden. Oh, and they might be humanity’s only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.

A fast-paced, irreverent, and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy, UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Resident Alien, Futurama, and The Orville.

UAPs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life’s biggest questions – Are we alone? Who’s really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? – and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.

If you like your space adventures ridiculous, action-packed, and a little bit inappropriate – congratulations, you’ve found your next favorite book.

Warning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter, loss of faith in government cover-ups, and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for "drones" and “weather balloons.”

Product details

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0F1C18T4T
Publisher ‏ : ‎ DanMcGrath.net; 1st edition (March 12, 2025)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ March 12, 2025
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 1.8 MB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 234 pages

Best Sellers Rank: #81,346 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #70 in Comedy (Kindle Store)
- #103 in Comedy (Books)
- #106 in Humorous Science Fiction (Kindle Store)

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Dan McGrath was born and raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where he still lives and enjoys creative hobbies like painting, writing and music production. He became a licensed pilot in 2023.

An avid gamer, sci-fi and fantasy fan, he used to own a game and comics shop called Red Dragon Hobby and created the original 1997 role playing game, MagiQuest.

Dan has extensive experience working in and around politics and government. He has served as executive director, president and communications director for non-profit organizations, a campaign manager for candidates, chairman of a ballot committee and a registered lobbyist. He has also launched several successful lawsuits against government entities and won cases in both the Minnesota and United States Supreme Courts.

Dan has been featured in numerous national and local television and radio programs and newspapers.