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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. Boris Johnson#Becoming 76
Boris Johnson#Becoming 76
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. Boris Johnson#Disasters 68
Boris Johnson#Disasters 68
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. Boris Johnson#Being 62
Boris Johnson#Being 62
My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg. Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 58
Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 58
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas. Boris Johnson#Come 57
Boris Johnson#Come 57
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them. Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 55
Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 55
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge. Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 55
I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around. Boris Johnson#Bet 45
Boris Johnson#Bet 45
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 43
Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 43
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything. Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 40
Boris Johnson#Uncategorized 40
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