Popular Quotes by Charlie Sheen

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• I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available. If you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

  Charlie Sheen#Drugs 68

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• I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

  Charlie Sheen#Uncategorized 63

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• I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

  Charlie Sheen#Poetry 61

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• I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

  Charlie Sheen#Time 61

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• I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

  Charlie Sheen#Age 58

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• I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

  Charlie Sheen#Funny 56

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• That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

  Charlie Sheen#Uncategorized 56

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• I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

  Charlie Sheen#Gear 55

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• Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

  Charlie Sheen#Business 53

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• When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

  Charlie Sheen#Time 52

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