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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. Eddie Izzard#Women 70
Eddie Izzard#Women 70
I try to keep performing as much as possible – I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can. Eddie Izzard#Uncategorized 60
Eddie Izzard#Uncategorized 60
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard#Religion 59
Eddie Izzard#Religion 59
What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?! Eddie Izzard#Absurd 50
Eddie Izzard#Absurd 50
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. Eddie Izzard#Uncategorized 50
Eddie Izzard#Uncategorized 50
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. Eddie Izzard#Music 38
Eddie Izzard#Music 38
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. Eddie Izzard#Uncategorized 38
Eddie Izzard#Uncategorized 38
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? Eddie Izzard#Religion 37
Eddie Izzard#Religion 37
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! Eddie Izzard#Government 32
Eddie Izzard#Government 32
Never put a sock in a toaster. Eddie Izzard#Funny 29
Eddie Izzard#Funny 29
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