George Burns Quotes


Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that youve got it made. George Burns Acting 135
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns Success 107
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns Money 104
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns Funny 103
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns Happy 87
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns age 84
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns Beginning 81
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns Bad 78
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns Age 77
Be quick to learn and wise to know. George Burns Learning 73
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns Success 72
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. George Burns Humor 66
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! George Burns Sex 65
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. George Burns Time 65
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns Age 64
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns Politics 59
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. George Burns age 58
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns Age 57
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns Funny 56
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns Funny 54
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns Down 53
Too bad that all the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair. George Burns Advice 52
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns Age 49
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. George Burns Age 48
At my age flowers scare me. George Burns Age 43
Id rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate. George Burns Failure 43
At my age flowers scare me. George Burns age 40
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns Age 39
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. George Burns Funny 33
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns Age 32

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