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Name:
George Carlin
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102
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Regarding the fitness craze America has lost its soul now its trying to save its body.
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Thats why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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