Popular Brick And Blanket Test Quotes by Jarod Kintz

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• A brick could be used as a cube. No it couldnt. If you thought it could you need to be punished. Im going to recommend to the high school principal that you be forced to repeat geometrywith Mr. Blanket.

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• A brick could be used as 12 and 4. But not 3. No 3 is too holy for a brick. 3 is a number so magical it can only be used by a blanket.

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• A brick could be used as crib K if you simply rearrange the letters. And whats in cribs AJ Well with the exception of one sleeping midget the cribs contain babies of course.

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• A blanket could be used as an example for how you should make important decisions. Dont give me a yes or a no now. Sleep on it and get back to me in the morning.

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• A jet may be perfect for breaking the speed of sound but a brick is designed to break the speed of silence. Just listen to that quietness.

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• A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash you can blame it on the housing market and the element of irrational exuberance created by Alan Greenspan.

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• A brick could be used as a comb if youre bald and have no hair.

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• When you see my skill with a brick youll think Im skilled under the blanket. But Im not.

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• A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an army at my disposal and youll see what I mean.

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• A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we could figure out where sleep comes from wed know where it goes to while were awake instead of thinking it just disappears like a vanishing magician.

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