Toggle navigation
Authors
Author Directory
Amazon’s Top 100
USA Today
New York Times
Author Interview
Author's Top 5 Tips
Authors Pool
Join as an Author
Books
Book Directory
New Release Books
Free Books
#1 Best Seller Books
Signed Paperback
Audio Books
Free with Kindle Unlimited
Limited Time Deals
Book Teaser
Feature Your Book
Quotes
Famous Quotes
Picture Quotes
Quotes By Author
Quotes By Topic
Quote of the Day
Contest
*Anonymous Voting
Cover of the Month Voting
Cover of the Month Winners
Cover of the Month Submission
Services
SERVICES
Promotional Plans
Author Program
Feature Your Book
TOOLS
Review GIF Maker
Seasonal Mockup Banner
Promotional GIF Banners
ABOUT
About us
Blog
FAQ
Testimonial
Contact
Search
SIGNUP
LOGIN
Join as an Author or Reader
Magic Tool
Magic Tool
Seasonal Mockup
Image Editor
Quotes Editor
Home
Quotes
Add Quotes
Biography
Name:
Jarod Kintz
Total Quotes:
1383
Country:
United States
Jarod Kintz Quotes By Topic
Absurd
(73)
Brick and blanket uses
(65)
Surreal
(65)
Brick and blanket test
(48)
Brick and blanket responses
(44)
Strange
(23)
Politics
(21)
Weird
(21)
Food
(19)
Unexpected
(19)
Sleep
(18)
Time
(18)
Murder
(15)
Job
(14)
Politicians
(14)
Weird Quotes By Author
Jarod Kintz
(21)
Graham Parke
(3)
Tite Kubo
(2)
Steve Aylett
(2)
Frank Beddor
(2)
E.A. Bucchianeri
(1)
Tori Amos
(1)
H.P. Lovecraft
(1)
Dana Gould
(1)
Arthur C. Clarke
(1)
Famous Authors
Rumi
( 108)
Henry Ford
( 104)
William Wordsworth
( 84)
Ralph Waldo Emerson
( 1061)
Warren Buffett
( 72)
H.L. Mencken
( 42)
William Shakespeare
( 853)
Alexander Pope
( 181)
Bill Gates
( 74)
Mahatma Gandhi
( 307)
Popular Topics
Strength
( 234)
Attitude
( 497)
Smile
( 312)
Friendship
( 278)
inspirational
( 505)
Time
( 1434)
Reading
( 712)
Love
( 2443)
Life
( 2194)
Leadership
( 812)
Jarod Kintz Weird Quotes
New
Views
Favourite
Search Result
A brick could be dropped on your motherinlaws head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know as a going away present.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
110
Copy Quote
Favourite
I want to make something of myself. I believe its called a statue.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
86
Copy Quote
Favourite
I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
85
Copy Quote
Favourite
I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. Itll be a great conversation starter.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
77
Copy Quote
Favourite
I love Huey Lewis but not the News because the News is too depressing.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
72
Copy Quote
Favourite
My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica
Jarod Kintz
Weird
53
Copy Quote
Favourite
When Im 42 Ill have 21 years of experience being 21. Ill be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar most likely by avoiding them altogether.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
50
Copy Quote
Favourite
Love happens to some people sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. Im a person like those people.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
46
Copy Quote
Favourite
Theres truth and honor in a mustache. And thats why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
45
Copy Quote
Favourite
We rode the merrygoround like a couple of lovers. We werent though we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds I think she was from Mars.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
42
Copy Quote
Favourite
Im in disguise. Im disguised as myself and Im a master of disguise so thats why you couldnt tell I was in disguise. Not even my clone could tell.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
42
Copy Quote
Favourite
If youre going to hold a grudge at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
42
Copy Quote
Favourite
I was nervous. Like an ice cube I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guys drink.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
39
Copy Quote
Favourite
My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
38
Copy Quote
Favourite
I dont think anybodys ever written a song called Theres urine on the couch and the remote control is in the shower. I would write it myself but Ive never been very good at writing love ballads.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
35
Copy Quote
Favourite
I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather to have that new car smell all the time.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
33
Copy Quote
Favourite
When the clock reads 300 I dont call it three oclock I call it three hundred and I remember the Spartans. At 301 however I remember what I was doing at 259 and I get back to it.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
33
Copy Quote
Favourite
If my name were Mememem and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldnt recall it Id probably say I cant believe you dont remememember my name.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
31
Copy Quote
Favourite
Im older than myself. At least I will be once my clone gets here.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
30
Copy Quote
Favourite
Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
29
Copy Quote
Favourite
I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir but I dont think my bathtub can hold that many people.
Jarod Kintz
Weird
26
Copy Quote
Favourite
Showing 1 to 21 of 21 entries
Previous
1
Next
LOGIN WITH YOUR EMAIL ID
Please enter your email!
Please enter your password here!
Login
Login with OTP
Forgotten your password?
New to AllAuthor.
Signup
Forgot your password
Email
Please enter your email!
Reset Password
Sign up
SIGNUP WITH EMAIL
Are you an Author?
Click here to Join as an Author
.
x
I am a Reader
I am an Author
Signup
Already have an account.
Login