Popular Weird Quotes by Jarod Kintz

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• A brick could be dropped on your motherinlaws head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know as a going away present.

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• I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. Itll be a great conversation starter.

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• I want to make something of myself. I believe its called a statue.

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• I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.

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• I love Huey Lewis but not the News because the News is too depressing.

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• My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica

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• We rode the merrygoround like a couple of lovers. We werent though we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds I think she was from Mars.

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• Love happens to some people sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. Im a person like those people.

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• When Im 42 Ill have 21 years of experience being 21. Ill be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar most likely by avoiding them altogether.

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• If youre going to hold a grudge at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.

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