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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. Jimmy Carr#Crazy 65
Jimmy Carr#Crazy 65
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. Jimmy Carr#Face 61
Jimmy Carr#Face 61
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Jimmy Carr#Amount 52
Jimmy Carr#Amount 52
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. Jimmy Carr#Being 50
Jimmy Carr#Being 50
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr#Funny 49
Jimmy Carr#Funny 49
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr#Audience 49
Jimmy Carr#Audience 49
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr#Comedy 46
Jimmy Carr#Comedy 46
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr#Wisdom 43
Jimmy Carr#Wisdom 43
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr#Affected 41
Jimmy Carr#Affected 41
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. Jimmy Carr#Success 35
Jimmy Carr#Success 35
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