Recently Added Quotes by Jimmy Carr

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• More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

  Jimmy Carr#Comedy 46

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• It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

  Jimmy Carr#Buzz 16

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• The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

  Jimmy Carr#Audience 50

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• You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

  Jimmy Carr#Face 62

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• Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

  Jimmy Carr#Crazy 66

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• I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

  Jimmy Carr#Add 15

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• They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.

  Jimmy Carr#Affected 41

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• A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

  Jimmy Carr#Amount 52

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• I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

  Jimmy Carr#Being 50

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• I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

  Jimmy Carr#Here 35

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