Joe Bob Briggs Quotes


Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. Joe Bob Briggs Discourse 83
Faith is like a kernel of wheat. Joe Bob Briggs Faith 81
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. Joe Bob Briggs Teen 77
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action. Joe Bob Briggs Action 69
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us. Joe Bob Briggs Bourgeois 69
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle. Joe Bob Briggs Bottle 68
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11. Joe Bob Briggs End 58
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother. Joe Bob Briggs Ally 53
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. Joe Bob Briggs Dictators 41

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