John Barrymore Quotes


The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. John Barrymore Women 108
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore Love 100
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore America 97
A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized. John Barrymore Life 92
Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open John Barrymore Happiness 87
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. John Barrymore Happy 83
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore America 82
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. John Barrymore Divorce 78
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore Money 74
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. John Barrymore Wisdom 70
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore Death 63
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore Sex 62
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women-and so little time. John Barrymore Women 59
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore Alone 57
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore Finance 52
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. John Barrymore Alimony 52
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. John Barrymore Marriage 50
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore Aging 49
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John Barrymore Women 48
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. John Barrymore Relatives 47
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. John Barrymore Secrets 46
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore Food 40
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. John Barrymore Argument 39
Paper napkins never return from a laundry, nor love from a trip to the law courts. John Barrymore Love 38
A person is not old until regrets take the place of dream. John Barrymore Dream 25

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