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There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer#Extra 73
John Mortimer#Extra 73
All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. John Mortimer#Accountants 63
John Mortimer#Accountants 63
The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. John Mortimer#Bore 21
John Mortimer#Bore 21
I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. John Mortimer#Censorship 16
John Mortimer#Censorship 16
There is always time for failure. John Mortimer#Failure 65
John Mortimer#Failure 65
To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. John Mortimer#Bowler 70
John Mortimer#Bowler 70
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer#diet 41
John Mortimer#diet 41
I had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument. John Mortimer#Fight 40
John Mortimer#Fight 40
Watlington, which combined the distinction of being the smallest town in England with having more pubs per head of the population than I believed possible. john mortimer John Mortimer#Alcohol 69
John Mortimer#Alcohol 69
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. John Mortimer#Tragedy 35
John Mortimer#Tragedy 35
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