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Stanley Victor Paskavich
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USA Newman Illinois/Lithuanian
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For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.
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If I could out run the Angel of Death Id probably die from lack of breath
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My medication must be wearing off Im starting to think my jokes are funny.
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Ive admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.
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I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the couch I said Wheres your clip board
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This has always bothered me. If Change is the only constant how can we have absolutes
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I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.
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When I get to Heaven I just know Im going to forget my toothbrush.
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Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need
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Lots of ways to have your steak Well done medium rare rare bloody or fetch me a club.
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I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think theyre going to a better place.
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Lunar Eclipse doesnt that sound like a car you can only drive at night
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