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Stanley Victor Paskavich humorous Quotes


For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 78
If I could out run the Angel of Death Id probably die from lack of breath Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 60
My medication must be wearing off Im starting to think my jokes are funny. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 48
Ive admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 46
I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the couch I said Wheres your clip board Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 45
This has always bothered me. If Change is the only constant how can we have absolutes Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 43
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 40
When I get to Heaven I just know Im going to forget my toothbrush. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 37
Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 34
Lots of ways to have your steak Well done medium rare rare bloody or fetch me a club. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 33
I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think theyre going to a better place. Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 31
Lunar Eclipse doesnt that sound like a car you can only drive at night Stanley Victor Paskavich Humorous 28

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