Steven Wright Absurd Quotes


Everyone has a photographic Memory some just dont have film. Steven Wright Absurd 85
Support bacteria theyre the only culture some people have. Steven Wright Absurd 43
If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends Steven Wright Absurd 40
When everything is coming your way youre in the wrong lane. Steven Wright Absurd 37
I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child... eventually. Steven Wright Absurd 36
If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something. Steven Wright Absurd 29
In my house theres this light switch that doesnt do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said Cut it out. Steven Wright Absurd 27
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff Steven Wright Absurd 26
If warm air rises Heaven could be hotter than Hell. Steven Wright Absurd 25

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