William Christopher Handy Uncategorized Quotes


A blanket could be used as a flag for a sleepy nation. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 104
A brick could be planted on a farm in the hopes that a house will spring up come harvest. But that idea is ridiculous because were in a drought and there simply hasnt been enough rain to yield a crop of that magnitude. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 99
A brick cant cure cancer. But who knows maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. Ill have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 97
A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically but also psychologically would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 97
I have a fist like a brick but I dont punch through wallsI build them and become them. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 96
A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. Ill take the two largest pieces or half whichever makes me appear the most generous. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 94
A brick can become a trip to Breckenridge if you get hit on the head with one and get knocked unconscious. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 75
A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too because I never make the bed. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 74
A blanket could be folded up and kept in the trunk of my car in much the same way that I do with the Chinese gymnastics team before I chauffer them around town. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 74
A brick is a rustcolored blur of movement caught in a moment and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would give scientists an insight into how fast I run. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 74
A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state because theyre roughly the same shape they have the same topography and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 73
A brick is blocking my urethra. But its not painful because my penis is just that big. Oh yes its as big as this lie is. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 72
A brick could be analyzed in the lab broken down into olfactory components and repackaged as an air freshener that promises that new home smell. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 71
A blanket could be used to cover up my leftover meatloaf. But Im not interested in covering things up. Who do you think I am the US Government Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 66
Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make the shipping label out to Kat Nelb 2332 Blanket Anagram Way Jacksonville Fl 3223. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 66
A brick is to a blanket as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 61
A blanket could be hung on your living room wall and watched instead of nightly news. Not only would it be more honest but it also would be more entertaining and thought provoking. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 60
Without rules thered be nothing to break. Well except glass dance and bricks. So I guess bricks could be stacked up in place of a list of rules. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 59
A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink as we all know is a wink. A wink and a smile might be enough to get you back to my blanket. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 58
Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 57
A brick could be hidden in the dirt for future archaeologists to dig up and declare Wow This was one advanced society. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 54
A brick could be substituted in for Rhode Island as a US state because theyre roughly the same size the have the same population the brick may have one less person and Grandma Kintz makes the best Excuse Soup in the entire state. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 54
A brick could be grown on a tree much like an apple or money so that maybe humanity could achieve world peacestarting with not killing innocent fruits and vegetables. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 53
A blanket coupled with an impressive erection could serve as a suitable replacement for a lost tent at next years Bring your son to work night at NAMBLAs manufacturing plant. What does NAMBLA make NAMBLA makes me sick. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 53
A brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construction industry Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 52
A blanket could be used as a duvet in the fight against elitism. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 52
A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. Warning Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested please contact a physician first and then the manager of a circus. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 50
A blanket could be drenched in water frozen and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 50
A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort stability hope change and audacity. Oh gosh Sorry about the last threeI was in my political bullshit mode again. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 48
A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 46
A brick could be laid on a blanket so the blanket doesnt blow away. But why would the blanket blow away I just turned the fan off. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 44
A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart you can bet an earthquake occurred. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 43
A brick could be affixed to the collar of my shirt because Ive already got the weight of the world on my shoulders so whats the problem with a little new construction to go on top Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 40
A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a cheap motel room to a midget. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 39
A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA it would be boring. But compared to boxing it would be downright thrilling. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 38
A brick could be used to raise my spirits. Im feeling low right now low by about three inches. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 37
A blanket could be used to trap my love in before it dissipates out into the world. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 36
Blankets are covers covering the sins of my fathers. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 35
A brick has ten holes in two rows lining the centerperfect so that you and nine of your friends can each stick your little dicks in the brick after a few beers. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 35
A blanket could be used as a tablecloth to cover up illicit brick deals done under the table. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 35
A brick could be used in place of B. Rick who is sorry he couldnt make it to this sentence. But he assured me if this thought has a third sentence hell definitely show up for it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 34
A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydrostatics. If you throw a brick into the ocean youll have proof that sea levels are rising globally. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 32
A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 32
A brick could be used as a flotation device if youre Michael Phelps and dont need it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket responses 31

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