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We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils. Crazy 1,571
If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh? Crazy 590
Im shy at first, but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. Crazy 439
My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face. Crazy 424
Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it. Crazy 292
Being stupid is its own reward. Crazy 291
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, Im way worse Crazy 206
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky. Crazy 186
Im a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and Im crazy about 1 person. Crazy 169
When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid! Crazy 152
A wise man once said, You cant be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy. Crazy 143
I dont talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and thats the reason why i smile all the time.. Crazy 140
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. William Tecumseh Sherman Crazy 135
Blood may be thicker than water but its certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries. Jarod Kintz Crazy 133
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts. Crazy 113
You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus.. Crazy 111
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams Crazy 110
You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; dont stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :) Crazy 109
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke. Crazy 105
I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity. Crazy 105
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :) Crazy 104
Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional. Crazy 103
Youre making sense old man a sense of your own. Youre not crazy the way they think. Yes...I see... Ken Kesey Crazy 102
I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong. Crazy 102
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy Crazy 101
Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy. Dwight D. Eisenhower Crazy 99
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books. Crazy 98
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. Jimmy Carr Crazy 96
I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going. Crazy 89
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer. Crazy 89
I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that youre crazy.. Crazy 87
I know Im crazy. Dont ruin my moment. Crazy 87
The United States is an easy country to love because you can take it on faith that at some point in every waking hour of the day there is among your fellow citizens a vast exaltation of opinions that test the outer boundaries of the Crazoid. Charles P. Pierce Crazy 86
England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy. Britney Spears Crazy 86
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Crazy 86
Ive been thinking. I know, it scares me too.. Crazy 86
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Paris Hilton Crazy 85
A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape. Crazy 85
You people are crazy! I knowI can recognize my kind. Crazy 84
Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page. Crazy 84
All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, thats their own fault. Crazy 84
Thats crazy I say In case you hadnt noticed the whole world has gone crazy. Its time to adapt or die. By throwing crazy at crazy Susan Ee Crazy 82
I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know? Crazy 82
If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic! Crazy 81
Im batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT! Crazy 81
It doesnt matter what people say about you. It matters what youre going to do to them after they say it! Crazy 80
I dont care if you think Im crazy. Life is too short to be normal. Crazy 80
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful. Crazy 79
It was clear that in a past life the detective had been a phone booth beside an empty highway. Amelia Gray Crazy 79
I dont go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. J.K. Rowling Crazy 78

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