Drinking Quotes


Whoever drinks beer he is quick to sleep whoever sleeps long does not sin whoever does not sin enters Heaven Thus let us drink beer Martin Luther Drinking 201
Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Dorothy Parker Drinking 142
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks. Joe E. Lewis Drinking 139
Oh you hate your job Why didnt you say so Theres a support group for that. Its called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey Drinking 113
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson Drinking 105
There comes a time in every womans life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. Bette Davis Drinking 104
There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. Thomas Love Peacock Drinking 104
There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto. Cormac McCarthy Drinking 102
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman Drinking 102
The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley Drinking 101
prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into Don Marquis Drinking 100
After the first glass you see things as you wish they were. After the second you see things as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are and that is the most horrible thing in the world. Oscar Wilde Drinking 99
I loved the full heat of being drunk like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. Leslie Jamison Drinking 98
I like to have a martini Two at the very most. After three Im under the table after four Im under my host. Dorothy Parker Drinking 95
There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink. Oscar Wilde Drinking 92
A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. Jim Bishop Drinking 92
To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed. Sir Walter Scott Drinking 88
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him. Anonymous Drinking 85
the only drinking problem Ive ever had is figuring out why Im still stuck in this salad spinner Josh Stern Drinking 82
Im drinking away the exam results that dont take me anywhere. Steven Herrick Drinking 81
Next to music beer was best. Carson Mccullers Drinking 80
If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim. Pittacus Lore Drinking 80
The problem with the designated driver program its not a desirable job but if you ever get sucked into doing it have fun with it. At the end of the night drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy Drinking 79
You dont need to drink to get over your feelings. Deal with your feelings thats how you get over them Holly Hood Drinking 79
Everybodys got to believe in something. I believe Ill have another beer. W.C. Fields Drinking 79
I admit I get the occasional headache I said. I admit some of my hangovers are epic. But usually all it takes for me to bounce back is a sauna coldplunge pool steam bath massage and wasabi to clear the sinuses. George Gurley Drinking 78
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel drunk with power and also regular drunk. Eugene Mirman Drinking 76
The food we were given was no more than eatable but the patron was not mean about drink he allowed us two litres of wine a day each knowing that if a plongeur is not given two litres he will steal three. George Orwell Drinking 76
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. Voltaire Drinking 75
Im going out for a bottle of champagne. Were going to get bombed. Stephen King Drinking 74
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking. Kahlil Gibran Drinking 72
Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking. Tom Hodgkinson Drinking 72
Was I on a hangover Miranda Leek Drinking 63
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. Criss Jami Drinking 62
Dont drink too much. When I can spell out your name in shot glasses Ill stop. Ill have to get a shorter name. Ill have to forget how to spell it. Richard Kadrey Drinking 58
Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy professionand a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs. Douglas Adams Drinking 58
I seriously started drinking probably when I was about twelve. Kids are doing a lot of stuff very early. David Arquette Drinking 57
backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character Backpacker Whats the drinking age in Australia eighteen is that enforced Lizzie thought for a second before answering seriously yes they make us drink Catherine Deveny Drinking 57
They speak of my drinking but never think of my thirst Scottish Proverbs Drinking 57
At the time I started in ballet they were dancing The Spirit of Champagne on pointe in Paris. I thought I dont want to dance the spirit of champagne I want to drink it Martha Graham Drinking 55
I will never ever drink whiskey again. From now on its strictly sherry. Libba Bray Drinking 53
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon CocaCola one of lifes most delightful elixirs which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead is to put bourbon in it. Lewis Grizzard Drinking 53
Beers intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. Ray Bradbury Drinking 53
Now is the time to drink Horace Drinking 52
I would pour you a glass of wine but wouldnt it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit Jarod Kintz Drinking 51
Death THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL ALBERT. Albert Oh yes sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. Terry Pratchett Drinking 51
But in the daytime it was all right. And when youd had a drink you knew it was the best way to live in the world because anything might happen. I dont know how people live when they know exactly whats going to happen to them each day. Jean Rhys Drinking 51
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. Robert Benchley Drinking 51
The last two years with the Eagles were pretty intense times. There was a lot of drinking and we were all getting high a lot. My parents were relieved when I got off the Eagles treadmill. Glenn Frey Drinking 49
I drink to make other people more interesting. Ernest Hemingway Drinking 49

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