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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P#Funny 3,201
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.#Funny 751
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg#Funny 634
Mitch Hedberg#Funny 634
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth. Stephen Baldwin#Funny 546
Stephen Baldwin#Funny 546
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.#Funny 268
My last seen at? was just to check your last seen at?.#Funny 234
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin#Funny 161
Steve Martin#Funny 161
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain#Funny 129
Mark Twain#Funny 129
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth#Funny 105
David Lee Roth#Funny 105
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