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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P#Funny 1,756
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.#Funny 206
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg#Funny 187
Mitch Hedberg#Funny 187
My last seen at? was just to check your last seen at?.#Funny 182
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.#Funny 180
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth. Stephen Baldwin#Funny 141
Stephen Baldwin#Funny 141
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin#Funny 133
Steve Martin#Funny 133
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain#Funny 115
Mark Twain#Funny 115
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth#Funny 100
David Lee Roth#Funny 100
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss#Funny 94
Dr. Seuss#Funny 94
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