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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. Laurence J. Peter#Funny 9
Laurence J. Peter#Funny 9
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. Bill Cosby#Funny 9
Bill Cosby#Funny 9
RISE OF SEVEN
So you really stole the good? Sager asked.
Seven responded, I have stolen everything from dreams to wedding rings. Brittin Amir#Funny 9
Brittin Amir#Funny 9
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. Jennifer Aniston#Funny 9
Jennifer Aniston#Funny 9
Funny is funny. Don Rickles#Funny 9
Don Rickles#Funny 9
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Woody Allen#Funny 9
Woody Allen#Funny 9
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. Tom Lehrer#Funny 9
Tom Lehrer#Funny 9
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres#Funny 9
Ellen DeGeneres#Funny 9
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