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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P#Funny 3,309
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.#Funny 760
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg#Funny 641
Mitch Hedberg#Funny 641
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth. Stephen Baldwin#Funny 555
Stephen Baldwin#Funny 555
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.#Funny 293
My last seen at? was just to check your last seen at?.#Funny 250
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin#Funny 165
Steve Martin#Funny 165
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain#Funny 136
Mark Twain#Funny 136
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. Paula Deen#Funny 113
Paula Deen#Funny 113
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