insult Quotes


How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and Ill get back to you. Insult 453
Actually no, my status wasnt aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. Insult 132
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but dont let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Groucho Marx Insult 126
Mix with people with a good attitude. Insult 124
Insults are pouring down on me as thick as hail. Edouard Manet Insult 118
Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world...if you do so you are insulting yourself. Bill Gates insult 103
Use a condom. The world doesnt need another you. Carroll Bryant Insult 101
Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich . want those leftovers too? Insult 91
Are your parents siblings? Insult 90
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. Oscar Levant Insult 85
If youre going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. Insult 84
Dont feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call. Insult 82
Im busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? Insult 75
If I want your opinion, Ill ask you to fill out the necessary forms. Insult 73
I always looked upon the acts of racist exclusion, or insult, as pitiable, from the other person. I never absorbed that. I always thought that there was something deficient about such people. Unknown Insult 68
Once again you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe. J.K. Rowling Insult 68
Sir I admit your general rule That every poet is a fool But you yourself may serve to show it That every fool is not a poet. Samuel Taylor Coleridge Insult 62
Im not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it. Insult 60
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Insult 60
Dont think, it may sprain your brain! Insult 60
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today? Insult 59
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread then they can sure make something out of you. Muhammad Ali Insult 58
Id explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Insult 58
We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record. Sherrilyn Kenyon Insult 56
Why dont you understand me like my iPhone does?? Insult 55
A girls smell on a shirt gives a guy a different high altogether. Insult 54
90% of the time I say BRB it just means I dont want to talk to you anymore.. Insult 49
Im not laughing at you, Im laughing with you, youre just not laughing. Insult 48
I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely. Josephine Baker Insult 47
How would you like to feel the way you look? Insult 46
If you are shameless, you would do as you wish Insult 41
He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool. Brigham Young Insult 40
Out of my sight Thou dost infect mine eyes. William Shakespeare Insult 40
I bet his mother was a wyvern. Scamp Tamora Pierce Insult 39
Hurt hell never be hurthes made to hurt other people. George Eliot Insult 38
Ive got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx Insult 37
Ive seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. Christopher Moore Insult 37
Oh. Timmie gave Bones a shy peek. Are you Cathys brother Whatever would give you the idea that Im her damn brother Bones snapped. Jeaniene Frost Insult 36
Did anybody tell you that youre a few french fries short of a Happy Meal Susan Elizabeth Phillips Insult 36
To call this a recovery is an insult to recoveries. Mitch McConnell Insult 36
Shes the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Mae West Insult 36
Do you bite your thumb at us sir William Shakespeare Insult 36
I can only assume said Jace that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own. Cassandra Clare Insult 36
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that. Groucho Marx Insult 34
If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard Insult 34
Youre so full of crap you could pass for a toilet. Kami Garcia Insult 33
We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled. Mason Cooley Insult 33
Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten. Aesop Insult 30
Dont fool yourself my dear. Youre much worse than a bitch. Youre a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable. Ayn Rand Insult 30
Hes a pig and I dont allow livestock in the house. Erin McCarthy Insult 29

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