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Schools and schoolmasters as we have them today are not popular as places of education and teachers but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent. George Bernard Shaw School 148
Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love close enough on the surface but to the nonsucker not exactly the same thing Nassim Nicholas Taleb School 145
Its easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. Laurie Halse Anderson School 100
Mr. Vey you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent. Dallstrom said which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. You should have resisted. Thats like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way. Richard Paul Evans School 97
I was recently on a tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didnt study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. Al Gore School 93
Ms. Fang is the nicest sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. Derek The Ghost School 90
At school everything feels weird. No one looks at me or pays attention to me no one says hi no one asks how I am feeling and everyone is so quite. Its like I dont even exist. Abraham M. Alghanem School 90
There are some things I can just smell. Its like a 6th sense. Well actually that would be one of the five. Joss Whedon School 85
But were a university We have to have a library said Ridcully. It adds tone. What sort of people would we be if we didnt go into the library Students said Senior Wrangler morosely. Terry Pratchett School 83
You get on TV and you become more of a star and it makes it real hard to go back to school and sit in a classroom, put your hand up if you have a question or something. Owen Hart School 81
So when I got out of the military, I went back to school in biology, and earned a biology degree at the University of Texas, and then did some graduate work in it. Elizabeth Moon School 78
Teaching middle school is an adventure not a job. Angela K. Bennett School 77
Nobody in school is stronger than me. But when Sally Holmes kissed me I never felt so weak in all my life. Steven Herrick School 76
Because we were a poor area the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet. George Carlin School 76
Some kids look at me strange in the hallways because I dont decorate my locker... Stephen Chbosky School 75
You can never rely on musicians. I quit high school at one point to make a go of it with this band and we kept breaking up. So I went back to school. David James Elliott School 70
The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation is the philosophy of government in the next. Abraham Lincoln School 70
School should be the best party in town Peter Kline School 68
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. Albert Einstein School 68
The more expensive a school is the more crooks it has Im not kidding. J.D. Salinger School 67
You cant have a goal without determination because without the determination the goal will die. Patrick L. Turner School 62
I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads which destroy your love of reading rather than leading you to it. I dont understand that. Gosh. Charles M. Schulz School 60
School has become the world religion of a modernized proletariat and makes futile promises of salvation to the poor of the technological age. Ivan Illich School 58
Those who dont know history are doomed to repeat it. Edmund Burke School 57
its back to school time. or as homeschoolers call it staywhereyouare time. Stephen Colbert School 56
I hope youre pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed or worse expelled. Now if you dont mind Im going to bed. J.K. Rowling School 56
I said school starts tomorrow. I didnt say I was going to be there. Kim Harrison School 56
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. Barbara Dana School 55
I really want to go back to school and finish up my sociology degree. Alicia Sacramone School 55
Its not that I feel that school is a good idea gone wrong but a wrong idea from the word go. Its a nutty notion that we can have a place where nothing but learning happens cut off from the rest of life. John Holt School 54
Dont you think most of those kids think too much about who got an A or a B when they were in law school and what that means to an inflated G.P.A. and not enough about the world asked Connor irrelevantly. Daniel Amory School 52
Ill be famous one day but for now Im stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. Greg Heffley Jeff Kinney School 51
Colleges hate geniuses just as convents hate saints. Ralph Waldo Emerson School 51
Do you know how to pick a lock Not in the least Im afraid. I often wonder what we go to school for said Wimsey. Dorothy L. Sayers School 51
Education is the preparation of a child intellectually emotionally spiritually and physically for life and for eternity. Kevin Swanson School 49
I can read. A little. I kind of protested it in SchoolTM. On the grounds that the silent E is stupid. M.T. Anderson School 48
Often a school is your best betperhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack. Max Brooks School 47
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson School 47
A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me but with lessfun results. James Patterson School 47
pencils racing across paper a sound I like. Marisol Eileen Granfors School 45
So I enrolled at the University of North Florida which as you can imagine is in north Florida. Thats about all I have to say about the school itself as its so bland that if it were a food it would be oatmeal. Cold oatmeal. Jarod Kintz School 45
But to go to school in a summer morn O It drives all joy away Under a cruel eye outworn The little ones spend the day In sighing and dismay. William Blake School 45
You show me a school with a principal behind the desk and Ill show you a school without principal leadership. Quoting Baruti Kafele William Sterrett School 45
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I think that once you have a fair idea where you want to go your first move will be to apply yourself in school. J.D. Salinger School 45
I expect that you must receive top marks at school young lady. Madeleine smiled as she stirred her tea. There are always rewards for those who state the obvious frequently and with conviction. Scott Westerfeld School 45
Once in a while our school has half days and the teachers spend the afternoon in service which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us. Neal Shusterman School 44
Any fool can write we start learning it at school at the age of three.... Pandora Poikilos School 44
A good education helps us make sense of the world and find our way in it Mike Rose School 44
Mom is the world coming to an end Jonny asked picking up the plate of cookies and ramming one into his mouth. No it isnT Mom said folding her lawn chair and carrying it to the front of the house. And yes you do have to go to school tomorrow. Susan Beth Pfeffer School 43

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