Satire Quotes


Invisible things are the only realities. Edgar Allan Poe Satire 182
Tomorrow is a satire on today, And shows its weakness. Edward Young Satire 99
But thats men all over ... Poor dears they cant help it. They havent got logical minds. Dorothy L. Sayers Satire 97
This work was strictly voluntary but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half. George Orwell Satire 96
If this is the best of possible worlds what then are the others Voltaire Satire 95
What a pessimist you are exclaimed Candide. That is because I know what life is said Martin. Voltaire Satire 95
Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish shrek mixed with crazy Jafakain his front was car dealing. Saira Viola Satire 94
One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand. Kurt Vonnegut Satire 89
A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for selfapplause. Tom Morrison Satire 85
Some men are born sodomites some achieve sodomy and some have sodomy thrust upon them... Aleister Crowley Satire 85
Now we go in and take over answered A. Its our duty to help these people. Katerina Stoykova Klemer Satire 83
Ive always felt I deserved a wider audience so thank you for reading this. Ivana Hruba Satire 80
If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder there would be little puddles of danger on the floor around them. Look its danger dont step in it Mercedes Lackey Satire 78
With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old face from the sixties a pin up gangster with a mars bar weal scraping his left cheek and of course two wag slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with Bratz babe stares and Gucci Handbags Saira Viola Satire 78
Oh well McWatt sang what the hell. Joseph Heller Satire 74
He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful. It was stupid. Lloyd Alexander Satire 73
Nothing can be more notorious than the calumnies and invectives with which the wisest measures and most virtuous characters of The United States have been pursued and traduced By American Newspapers Thurgood Marshall Satire 73
Men are more satirical from vanity than from malice. Francois de la Rochefoucauld Satire 72
Quotation n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. Ambrose Bierce Satire 72
Love turns with little indulgence to indifference or disgust hatred alone is immortal. William Hazlitt Satire 71
The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer in that its designed to be userfriendly which doesnt necessarily require the user to have a clue whats going on under the hood. Michel Templet Satire 71
...they say if you dont vote you get the government you deserve and if you do you never get the results you expected. E.A. Bucchianeri Satire 70
Welllit streets discourage sin but dont overdo it. William Kennedy Satire 70
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman Oscar Wilde Satire 69
laws and conditions appropriate to a mechanical creation against this I raise my swordpen. Anthony Burgess Satire 69
Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain. Tom Morrison Satire 69
He burst into the house and ate Grandma an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. James Finn Garner Satire 68
I know all those words but that sentence makes no sense to me. Matt Groening Satire 64
Oh I dont mean to infer that youre not a great guy. Im sure youre the exception to the rule. Jaye Frances Satire 64
I wear my Pen as others do their Sword. To each affronting sot I meet, the word Is Satisfaction: straight to thrusts I go, And pointed satire runs him through and through. John Oldham Satire 62
Satires nature is to be onesided contemptuous of ambiguity and so unfairly selective as to find in the purity of ridicule an inarguable moral truth. E.L. Doctorow Satire 60
I know a lie when I hear one. Adrian Mitchell Satire 60
Satire is enjoyable compensation for being forced to think. Edgar Johnson Satire 60
Satirize wickedness if you mustbut pity weakness. L.M. Montgomery Satire 58
An honest politician is an oxymoron. Mark Twain Satire 58
Back in our apartment lights out The Professor emerged from beneath the bed. from The Professor Spends the Night in issue 4 of Literary Orphans Joseph Patrick Pascale Satire 57
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple. Terry Pratchett Satire 57
After riding like a moron all over the place observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned. Manu Joseph Satire 56
When the conversation turns too quickly to filmsI see it as a sign of weakness. Herman Koch Satire 56
The wicked are wicked no doubt and they go astray and they fall and they come by their deserts but who can tell the mischief which the very virtuous do William Makepeace Thackeray Satire 55
Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol cocaine and meth combined. Michel Templet Satire 55
In Russia drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. Fyodor Dostoevsky Satire 54
When the world has once begun to use us ill it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony as men do to a whore. Jonathan Swift Satire 53
The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. Fred. Free. Terry Pratchett Satire 53
I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person. Mikhail Bulgakov Satire 53
It takes a lot of wind to sail a leaky boat. Tom Morrison Satire 52
a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man E.E. Cummings Satire 51
For you my darlings freedom to do what you like is the discovery of how unlikable what you like to do makes you. Not that that stops you doing what you like since you like doing what you like more than you like liking what you do... Lucifer Glen Duncan Satire 50
I hope Marcus giggle is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry I can see relationships Dan Bergstein Satire 50
My therapist told me that I overanalyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother. Michel Templet Satire 49

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