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Opinions are like assholes everyone has one but they think each others stink. Simone Elkeles#Simile 121
Simone Elkeles#Simile 121
Some people are like Slinkies.They arent really good for anything but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs. Patricia Briggs#Simile 68
Patricia Briggs#Simile 68
The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle. Rick Riordan#Simile 62
Rick Riordan#Simile 62
Love is like a booger you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. Mae West#Simile 56
Mae West#Simile 56
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very very hard to stop once you start. John Green#Simile 50
John Green#Simile 50
Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead. Thomas Paine#Simile 49
Thomas Paine#Simile 49
Today was a very cold and bitter day as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket#Simile 26
Lemony Snicket#Simile 26
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it Mark Twain#Simile 26
Mark Twain#Simile 26
Hed felt like a jackolantern for the past few days as if his guts had been yanked out with a fork and dumped in a heap while a grinning smile stayed plastered on his face. Cassandra Clare#Simile 25
Cassandra Clare#Simile 25
And an inkycolored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. Christopher Moore#Simile 24
Christopher Moore#Simile 24
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