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Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature including zombies which are only half dead. Jarod Kintz#Zombies 62
Jarod Kintz#Zombies 62
Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. David Wong#Zombies 54
David Wong#Zombies 54
Whats with the zombie craze Zombies are half alive half dead right Sounds like my wife in bed. Jarod Kintz#Zombies 53
Jarod Kintz#Zombies 53
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and its a Czech Gypsy pornstar zombie killer. Have I got that right Richard Kadrey#Zombies 44
Richard Kadrey#Zombies 44
Zombies cant believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. Patton Oswalt#Zombies 41
Patton Oswalt#Zombies 41
I said to him State your business mortal There was no need for me to call him mortal or to speak like a sixteenthcentury knight. It just sounded cool. Alan Goldsher#Zombies 40
Alan Goldsher#Zombies 40
Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous I think not. Stacey Jay#Zombies 36
Stacey Jay#Zombies 36
Brains BRAINS BRains brains BRAINS.BRaiNS brains Brains BRAINS BRains brains BRAINS.BRAINS BRains brains BRAINS brains. Ryan Mecum#Zombies 35
Ryan Mecum#Zombies 35
Mother Fuckers. Theyre going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.Theyre fucking with the wrong people. Robert Kirkman#Zombies 34
Robert Kirkman#Zombies 34
Alive or dead the truth wont rest. Rise up while you can. Mira Grant#Zombies 29
Mira Grant#Zombies 29
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