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A crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures. Francis Bacon Man 810
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if its wide use 3 fingers, make sure its wet and rub up and down. Yep thats how you wash a cup. Man 737
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :) Man 412
A mans heart is a wretched wretched thing Mariam. It isnt like a mothers womb. It wont bleed it wont stretch to make room for you. Im the only one who loves you Khaled Hosseini Man 358
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. Mark Twain Man 331
the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket. Stephen King Man 267
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of becoming. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Man 208
A man is known by the books he reads, by the company he keeps, by the praise he gives, by his dress, by his tastes, by his distastes, by the stories he tells, by his gait, by the motion of his eye, by the look of his house, of his chamber; for nothing on earth is solitary, but everything hath affinities infinite. Ralph Waldo Emerson Man 202
Woman without curves is like a road without bends. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell. Man 198
Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good the themselves, than by compelling each other to live as seems good to the rest. John Stuart Mill Man 145
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man Arthur Schopenhauer Man 134
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do; and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension. Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe Man 130
A man is responsible for his ignorance. Milan Kundera Man 122
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew Man 101
Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head. G.K. Chesterton Man 100
This is the age of the common man, they tell us-a title which any man may claim to the extent of such distinction as he has managed not to achieve. Ayn Rand Man 100
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I dont believe the kids should be given homework. Man 99
People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative Man 99
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk. Man 97
Man seems to be a rickety poor sort of thing, any way you take him; a kind of British Museum of infirmities and inferiorities. He is always undergoing repairs. A machine that was as unreliable as he is would have no market. Mark Twain Man 96
A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me. Jeff Lindsay Man 96
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos. Man 94
Mankind are very odd creatures: One half censure what they practice, the other half practice what they censure; the rest always say and do as they ought. Benjamin Franklin Man 91
I mean to make myself a man, and if I succeed in that, I shall succeed in everything else. James A. Garfield Man 91
...no woman can love a weak man hard enough to make him strong. Pearl Cleage Man 91
The multitude which is not brought to act as unity, is confusion. That unity which has not its origin in the multitude is tyranny. Blaise Pascal Man 90
There is a loftier ambition that merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher. Henry Van Dyke Man 88
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long. George Bernard Shaw Man 88
The noblest of all studies is the study of what man is and of what life he should live. Plato Man 88
If they play dirty, then you play dirty. Lawrence Taylor Man 86
Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty and self-respect are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady. Thomas H. Huxley Man 84
Kill a man and youre a murderer. Kill many and youre a conqueror. Kill them all youre a god. Jean Rostand Man 84
He is a man and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. Kristin Hannah Man 84
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping? Man 84
The gentleman is solid mahogany; the fashionable man is only veneer. Josiah G. Holland Man 83
Women and rocks are very much alike We skip the flat ones. Man 82
If youre texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual. Man 82
Man, biologically considered, and whatever else he may be into the bargain, is the most formidable of all beasts of prey, and indeed, the only one who preys systematically on his own species. William James Man 81
Ye may kill for yourselves and your mates and your cubs as they need and ye can But kill not for pleasure of killing and seven times never kill Man Rudyard Kipling Man 81
Speaking generally, men are ungrateful, fickle, hypocritical, fearful of danger and covetous of gain. NiccolÃ² Machiavelli Man 80
He wears a mask and his face grows to fit it. George Orwell Man 80
My idea of friends with benefits? is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. Man 80
If war is not holy man is nothing but antic clay. Cormac McCarthy Man 79
A man who tries to surpass another may perhaps succeed in equaling if not actually surpassing him, but one who merely follows can never quite come up with him: a follower, necessarily, is always behind. Quintilian Man 79
Sleep not when others speak, sit not when others stand, speak not when you should hold your peace, walk not when others stop. George Washington Man 78
A true Seeker of Love Should find a good Keeper The man Seeks and woman Keeps Bello Ahmd Man 78
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.. Man 77
He had never been a social man. He had shunned causes with contempt and disgust. They were for pigsimple suckers and people with too much time and money on their hands Stephen King Man 76
What we know of man today is limited precisely by the extent to which we have regarded him as a machine. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Man 76
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves! Man 76

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