Cat Quotes


Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating but it aint so it is the sickening grammar that they use. Mark Twain Cat 194
A cat has absolute emotional honesty human beings for one reason or another may hide their feelings but a cat does not. Ernest Hemingway Cat 167
The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats... Albert Schweitzer Cat 158
Meow means woof in cat. George Carlin Cat 147
God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger. Francois Joseph Mery Cat 145
Dogs have important jobs like barking when the doorbell rings but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. W. Bruce Cameron Cat 123
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers. Gwendolyn Brooks Cat 122
When I play with my cat who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me Michel de Montaigne Cat 118
Indeed organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority. Richard Dawkins Cat 113
Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. Terry Pratchett Cat 110
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright Cat 109
There are no ordinary cats. Colette Cat 109
Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Terry Pratchett Cat 106
Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets. Neil Gaiman Cat 103
Witches were a bit like cats. They didnt much like one anothers company but they did like to know where all the other witches were just in case they needed them. Terry Pratchett Cat 103
I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance. Andrew Taylor Still Cat 98
Dear cat your ears are flipped inside out so I know youre not listening to a word Im not saying. Jarod Kintz Cat 95
Will the real Red Reaper please stand up Jeaniene Frost Cat 95
Shit. I hated her already and we hadnt even met. Jeaniene Frost Cat 95
Time spent with a cat is never wasted. Colette Cat 95
There should always be one more cat than person so everyone has one to pet and I have two to myself. Jarod Kintz Cat 94
If cats looked like frogs wed realize what nasty cruel little bastards they are. Style. Thats what people remember. Terry Pratchett Cat 93
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. Jules Renard Cat 92
To err is human to purr feline. Robert Byrne Cat 92
You put quite a fight for a tame kitty Erin Hunter Cat 90
Confront a child a puppy and a kitten with a sudden danger the child will turn instinctively for assistance the puppy will grovel in abject submission the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. Saki Cat 90
A black cat crossed my path and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme Ou vati mistigri Passe sans faire de mai ici. Joanne Harris Cat 89
A woman hath nine lives like a cat. John Heywood Cat 88
One cat leads to another. Ernest Hemingway Cat 88
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. Pam Brown Cat 88
The cat with gloves catches no mice. Navjot Singh Sidhu Cat 87
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Leonardo da Vinci Cat 87
Of all Gods creatures there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man but it would deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain Cat 87
You know a real friend Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone. William S. Burroughs Cat 86
If a fish is the movement of water embodied given shape then cat is a diagram and pattern of suble air. Doris Lessing Cat 86
In order to understand rejection man must first be ignored by a cat. Anonymous Cat 85
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. Rodney Dangerfield Cat 84
I DONT HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS. Terry Pratchett Cat 84
A library after closing is a lonely place. It is heartpoundingly silent and the rows of shelves create an almost unfathomable number of dark and creepy corners. Vicki Myron Cat 84
A cats rage is beautiful burning with pure cat flame all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks eyes blazing and sputtering. William S. Burroughs Cat 83
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain Cat 83
You cannot live with a paw in each world. Erin Hunter Cat 83
Oh yes that feels so good I moaned and instead of punching Ian pulled him closer. Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. I know. Im truly gifted. Jeaniene Frost Cat 83
Are you having performance issues I asked in surprise. Bite your tongue Vlad said with a snort. I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language but from the look on his face it seems not. Jeaniene Frost Cat 82
The cat wrinkled its nose and managed to look unimpressed. Calling cats it confided tends to be a rather overrated activity. Might as well call a whirlwind. Neil Gaiman Cat 81
Not fooling around not bothering nobody just sitting here mending the Primus said the cat with a hostile frown and moreover I consider it my duty to warn you that the cat is an ancient inviolable animal. Mikhail Bulgakov Cat 81
Love is like a blanket it will keep you warm but it might also suffocate you. Also its probably covered with cat hairlove I mean. Jarod Kintz Cat 81
A cat is never vulgar. Carl Van Vechten Cat 80
Madame Lefoux accepted a cup of tea and sat on another little settee next to the relocated calico cat. The cat clearly believed Madame Lefoux was there to provide chin scratches. Madame Lefoux provided. Gail Carriger Cat 80
Of course maybe Id end up like one of those crazy old people with like sixty cats. And one day the neighbors would complain about the smell and it would turn out Id died and the cats had eaten me. Still it might be nice to have a cat. Alex Flinn Cat 80

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