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Ivypool felt her mouth drop open Hollyleaf But...you youre dead Obviously not the newcomer replied with an edge to her voice. Erin Hunter Sarcasm 104
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. F. Scott Fitzgerald Sarcasm 104
Because we dont really sparkle. John G. Hartness Sarcasm 98
REMIND ME AGAIN he said HOW THE LITTLE HORSESHAPED ONES MOVE. Terry Pratchett Sarcasm 92
I admire all my three sonsinlaw highly. Wickham perhaps is my favourite but I think I shall like your husband quite as well as Janes. Jane Austen Sarcasm 90
Oh thats great. That way when things have quieted down and we come up for air or money or resupply well get a nice explosive package from him that says so nice to see you again in a way that only multimegaton yields can. Captain Tagon Howard Tayler Sarcasm 88
ADMIRAL, n. That part of a war-ship which does the talking while the figure-head does the thinking. Ambrose Bierce Ambrose Bierce Sarcasm 84
Logan Echolls in a sarcastic perky tone as everyone lines up for a fire drill at school Heads up chests out big smiles Ready claps Okay Rob Thomas Sarcasm 84
The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year. Jeff Deck Sarcasm 83
Have you noticed we can breathe in here too Gosh I wouldnt have picked up on that. Dan Abnett Sarcasm 82
Oh and I suppose the apples ate the cheese. Suzanne Collins Sarcasm 82
I stood for almost an hour in a line of shuffling bitter eyed late mailers Christmas is such a carefree low pressure time thats one of the things I love about it... Stephen King Sarcasm 81
You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. And yet it is still extremely funny. Cecelia Ahern Sarcasm 79
Hi Im Ethan I shop at Ikea. I bought a 300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble Douglas Coupland Sarcasm 79
If you wish I shall go personally to your City and knock together the heads of Perlith and Galooney. Robin McKinley Sarcasm 79
A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate. Jordan Castillo Price Sarcasm 79
The cops got out of the car and came straight towards me. My first thought was How hypocritical They head straight for the kid all in black Bella Shadow Sarcasm 79
Amy Dan and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room examining reproductions of Franklin documentssome so rare the librarians told her the only copies existed in Paris. Yeah heres a rare grocery list Dan muttered. Wow. Rick Riordan Sarcasm 78
Its fascinating. You know all these words and theyre all English but when you string them together into sentences they just dont make any sense. Cassandra Clare Sarcasm 77
Optimism That effervescent blindingly bright perky chippernbsptwittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people. nbsp Richelle E. Goodrich Sarcasm 76
You can give me detention. Oh wait thats right...you arent the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. Dean Jeff Mariotte Sarcasm 75
Deaths got an Invisibility Cloak Harry interrupted again. So he can sneak up on people said Ron. Sometimes he gets bored of running at them flapping his arms and shrieking... J.K. Rowling Sarcasm 72
Ive heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you dont become one of them Robin S. Sharma Sarcasm 71
Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions Habeeb Akande Sarcasm 69
Dont waste yer breath kid. Explainin anything to that one Its like tryin ta slap the dumb off a retard... George Foster Shawn Durnin Sarcasm 69
If you say were in this together Im going to hurl. Kelley Armstrong Sarcasm 68
I used to be a mddleoftheroad kid but now with my freaky looks Im definately an outsider. Hooray. Evan Kuhlman Sarcasm 65
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. P.G. Wodehouse Sarcasm 64
And fetch some straw. Well put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldnt sleep soft tonight. Straw. I love luxury. Joanna Bourne Sarcasm 62
A diary with no drawings of me in it Where are the torrid fantasies The romance covers Cassandra Clare Sarcasm 62
Well what do you want me to do Head butt my way through a few inches of steel she snarled. Well that would certainly earn you a cookie S.L.J. Shortt Sarcasm 62
I knew it was beautiful but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things and I didnt care. Maureen Johnson Sarcasm 61
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. Cassandra Clare Sarcasm 59
Yeah you can have a word said Harry savagely. Goodbye. J.K. Rowling Sarcasm 59
And I know Im sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that reeks of sentimental corniness but Im giving you my heart anyway because being with you feels like home and I know you wont break it. Shauna Cross Sarcasm 57
The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts. Jolene Stockman Sarcasm 56
Hey he said. Hi. Oh damn. It was awkward. Whatre you doing Shearing a sheep. Its cold outside and I need a new hat. He paused. Youre joking right Yes Marshall. I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair. Chanelle Gray Sarcasm 56
Shed met Colin on a Monday. Shed kissed him on a Friday. Twelve years later. She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. Julia Quinn Sarcasm 55
Oh you need Alan to betray Nick and then youll steal Nicks powers and kill them both said Mae. Great idea. Hey can i come Ill bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches. Sarah Rees Brennan Sarcasm 54
Oh she said in a very different way. Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally Id love to be watched and controlled but I think I may be washing my hair that day. Sarah Rees Brennan Sarcasm 54
What happened he demanded. I heard an explosion Yeah.That was me. I set the boat alight. What I set fire to the boat. But were on the boat I know. Anthony Horowitz Sarcasm 54
Im sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain. Cassandra Clare Sarcasm 53
You must have been going very fast. I was until I hit the fence. Anthony Horowitz Sarcasm 53
Ive heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness Meredith Duran Sarcasm 53
Knock him out Paris Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while im at it Gena Showalter Sarcasm 53
One day Ill work out what it is you are saying my lad and then youll be in trouble. Terry Pratchett Sarcasm 53
You seem to know a lot about it she said. And you do subtleties. Yeah. Like Ive always wanted to destroy the Nine Worlds while committing suicide. Well theres no need to be rude protested Sif. Joanne Harris Sarcasm 51
I am Captain Dakkan. I am in charge of this facility. Captain Dakkan Ryan repeated. Its good to meet you. Ive heard... well... nothing about you... William L. Lavell Sarcasm 51
Great I said. Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically. Steven Gould Sarcasm 51
How bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail. Jennifer Salaiz Sarcasm 51

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