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The heart is forever making the head its fool. Francois de la Rochefoucauld Fool 316
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. William Shakespeare Fool 230
Only a genius can play a fool. Michael Rapaport Fool 159
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. Baltasar Gracian Fool 149
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool. George Santayana Fool 119
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare Fool 115
You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am. Sitting Bull Fool 111
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken Fool 111
A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. Moliere Fool 93
I am even The natural fool of fortune. William Shakespeare Fool 89
It is unsafe to take your reader for more of a fool than he is. W. Somerset Maugham Fool 86
I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future. David Gerrold Fool 84
The fool is like those people who think themselves rich with little. Luc De Clapiers Fool 79
You stupid conceited fool You know nothing Youre like a child blind to everything but its own empty stomach Well grow up Carl and join the real world. Until you do for Gods sake leave me be Amanda Browning Fool 76
Thats the best thing a girl can be in this world a beautiful little fool. F. Scott Fitzgerald Fool 75
I know youre a fool Jim Hardy but for heavens sake pretend youre not for five minutes. L.M. Montgomery Fool 74
I am the fool, and must be the sufferer, if it be not of God. Joanna Southcott Fool 71
Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car. Jarod Kintz Fool 70
Any fool can turn a blind eye but who knows what the ostrich sees in the sand. Samuel Beckett Fool 70
If it is ones lot to be cast among fools one must learn foolishness.The Count of Monte Cristo Alexandre Dumas Fool 69
The fool does think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool. Anatole France Fool 65
The fool inherits, but the wise must get. William Cartwright Fool 63
It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled. Joey Skaggs Fool 62
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. Henry David Thoreau Fool 59
Very often, say what you will, a knave is only a fool. Voltaire Fool 59
Ydych chin cymryd cerdynnau credid said the highwayman no doubt trying to frighten me further his consonants chained like anal beads strung out of hells own bunghole. Christopher Moore Fool 59
Every man is a divinity in disguise a god playing the fool. Ralph Waldo Emerson Fool 58
A sage is a former fool who has become tired of himself. A foolish sage is one who forgets this. Remember or come full circle. Vera Nazarian Fool 58
Well God give them wisdom that have it and those that are fools let them use their talents. William Shakespeare Fool 56
The first thing every mage should learn is that magic makes fools of us. Now you may call yourself a mage. You have learned the most important lesson. Tamora Pierce Fool 55
It is the part of a fool to say, I should not have thought. Scipio Africanus Fool 53
The fool shouts loudly, thinking to impress the world. Marie de France Fool 53
A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captains heavy glove. Thus muted I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart but my bum tumpet could find no note. Christopher Moore Fool 53
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. Christopher Moore Fool 52
Cucullus non facit monachum thats as much to say as I wear not motley in my brain. William Shakespeare Fool 49
The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. Epicurus Fool 47
True rebels hate their own rebellion. They know by experience that it is not a cool and glamorous lifestyle it takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do things that have not been done. Criss Jami Fool 42
Love Sodding bloody tossing bloody sodding bloody love Irrelevant superfluous bloody ruddy rotten sodding love What ho Wherefore What the fck Love Christopher Moore Fool 40
I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool. Kurt Vonnegut Fool 38
A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough. Bruce Lee Fool 37
Its better to be silent than to be a fool. Harper Lee Fool 36
What kind of fool had he been to throw away romance untried Piers Anthony Fool 36
Ask a sage he will explain. Ask a fool he will complain. Toba Beta Fool 35
He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes He who never asks is a fool forever. Anonymous Fool 35
Theres fools goldpyriteand then theres fools goldgold owned by idiots willing to trade it for worthless dollars. Jarod Kintz Fool 35
I was a fool for love I was a fool. Tegan Quin Fool 35
If I were a magician Id hand out broken compasses. Its all about misdirection. Jarod Kintz Fool 35
What would have been the fate of sages if there were no fools Ogwo David Emenike Fool 34
None of them seemed to mind sliding around in the faeces and choking in the smoke. They were determined not to miss the opportunity of watching a foreigner make a fool of himself. Tahir Shah Fool 33
What is your name asked Lear. Caius said Kent. And whence do you hail From Bonking sire. Well yes lad as do we all said Lear but from what town Christopher Moore Fool 33

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