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A recent police study found that youre much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller#Lol 78
Dennis Miller#Lol 78
Maruman does not loll. Isobelle Carmody#Lol 50
Isobelle Carmody#Lol 50
Jace Is there anything special you want to see Paris Budapest The Leaning Tower of Pisa Only if it falls on Sebastians head she thought. Cassandra Clare#Lol 35
Cassandra Clare#Lol 35
You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pocks. Saliva. Theres DNA in saliva. Youre like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird frogs that incubates its eggs in its cheeks Laini Taylor#Lol 27
Laini Taylor#Lol 27
Finally Youre hereUh....Do I know youWell no....But youre here all the same... Lynn Weingarten#Lol 26
Lynn Weingarten#Lol 26
Compared with my life Cinderella was a spoiled brat. Alan Bradley#Lol 25
Alan Bradley#Lol 25
I remembered Father remarking once that if rudeness was not attributable to ignorance it could be taken as a sure sign that one was speaking to a member of the aristocracy. Alan Bradley#Lol 21
Alan Bradley#Lol 21
Im a godmother thats a great thing to be a godmother. She calls me god for short thats cute I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres#Lol 21
Ellen DeGeneres#Lol 21
You know youre kind of squeamish for such a lethal person Suzanne Collins#Lol 20
Suzanne Collins#Lol 20
Sebastian See there you go. Youre always looking at me like that.Like whatLike I burn down animal shelters for fun and light my cigarettes with orphans. Cassandra Clare#Lol 19
Cassandra Clare#Lol 19
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