Richard Shoptaw Favourite Quotes Collection

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain Death 127

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain Humor 171

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Mark Twain Humor 260

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain education 260

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Mark Twain anger 464

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The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

Stephen King writing 247

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Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Stephen King writing 367

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Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

Stephen King 527

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The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

Stephen King Trust 567

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin Funny 70

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg Funny 822

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Funny 6,440

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Character is what you are in the dark.

Dwight L. Moody Character 1,154

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To forgive does not mean to condone.

Allan Lokos Compassion 176

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