Discordia Fitz: One Man's Mission to Help Everyone... Whether They Want It or Not
by Eric NobbsPublish: Jul 11, 2026Humor Book Overview
DISCORDIA FITZ
Meet John Fitzgerald Kennedy Goodman — Fitz to his (few) friends.
A wine-swilling, drug-dabbling, sou’wester-wearing chaos magnet who genuinely believes he’s put on this earth to help people. Whether they want it or not.
When Fitz bluffs his way into writing the local paper’s agony aunt column, his spectacularly terrible advice triggers a wave of poisonings, castrations, family betrayals, and outright riots. Before long, the entire town of Clagthorpe is on fire — literally — and Fitz is somehow at the centre of it all.
From faking a best friend’s death to dodging prison riots and conducting his own defence in the Trial of the Century, Fitz’s good intentions pave a road straight to hilarious hell.
Think Tom Sharpe meets Man Down in a gloriously unhinged, very British disaster.
He’s going to help you. Ready or not.