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Hush Harry. Or youll go to the special hell. I blinked at that confused. Im not supposed to be the guy who doesnt get the reference joke dammit. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 91
Dont call me a dinosaur. It isnt fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you Jim Butcher Harry dresden 86
Just remember that youre on my list Marcone. Soon as I get done with all the other evils in this town you wont be the lesser of them anymore. Marcone stared at me with halflidded eyes and said Eek. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 84
Honey I liked the Harry Potter movies too but that doesnt mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto my left forearm like you did. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 78
Thank God for wisecracks. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 75
Uh the Council I said. Big shock they arent helping. Murphy looked like she might be asleep but she snorted. So were on our own. Yeah. Good. Its more familiar. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 74
I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 73
I know its not thematically in tune with my new job and all but I find it effective. Build a man a fire and hes warm for a day I say. But set a man on fire and hes warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. I live by it. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 72
A succubus on the set. Strike that the healthconscious kid sister made it two succubuses. Succubusees Succubi Stupid Latin correspondence course. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 71
Most of the bad guys in the real world dont know that they are bad guys. You dont get a flashing warning sign that youre about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you arent looking. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 67
Sullen monosyllabism a sure sign of sleep deprivation. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 65
He had hard steady eyes and all the comforting reassuring charm of a dental drill. Harry Dresden describing Morgan Jim Butcher Harry dresden 65
The man once wrote Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right. I stepped forward let the door bang closed and snarled Fuck subtle. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 60
I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 58
It came charging toward me several hundred pounds of angrylooking monster and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 58
Thwart I said. To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy person. Im pretty sure that isnt the definition. Sarissa said. It is today. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 55
I didnt know this before but as it turns out Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 54
Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 54
Maybe you know the monsters Martin Murphy said quietly. But I know the guy who stops them. And if they dont return the girl well make them regret it. She nodded at me and said Lets go. We can watch Dresden kill the bitch. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 54
The building was on fire and it wasnt my fault. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 53
I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 52
No rest for the wicked Bob and that means that we cant slack off either or theyll outwork us. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 52
Its one of the things that makes us different than they are Harry. The blood on their hands does not make it right to bloody my own. My choices are measured against my own soul. Not against the stains on theirs. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 48
Molly blinked then looked at Thomas and said Wait a minute.... Were his flunkies. You may be Thomas said sneering. Im his thug. Im way higher than a flunky. You are high if you think Im taking any orders from you Molly said tartly. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 47
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you cant count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees leave their horns at home send their black hats to the dry cleaners. Theyre funny like that. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 47
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 46
You backbiting poisonous treacherous deceitful wicked clever girl. If this works Ill buy you a pony. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 46
Any time Im not shooting my mouth off to a clichd twobit creature of the night like you its because Im up to something. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 46
Unicorns I said. Very dangerous. You go first. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 46
Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some. Ebenezar tsked. Blampires. Thats the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 44
Ack I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue thats me. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 44
But I dont understand God. I dont understand how he could see the way people treat one another and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 43
I have nightmares about hell where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 43
You rush a miracle worker you get lousy miracles Jim Butcher Harry dresden 42
Hope is a force of nature. Dont let anyone tell you different. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 42
Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 42
The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 42
I guess maybe you dont get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequentflier miles Jim Butcher Harry dresden 42
How long have you been a Wiccan A what A pagan. A witch. Im not a witch I said glancing out the door. Im a wizard. Sanya frowned. What is the difference Wizard has a Z He looked at me blankly. No one appreciates me. I muttered. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 41
Hells bells. I dont call him the Fist of God as a pet name folks. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 40
I still cant believe Michael said sotto voce that you came to the Vampires Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 40
My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. Thats what friends do. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 39
Yeah but I forgot to take my George Orwellshaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 39
Put some clothes on you weird yelloweyed tabledancing werewolftraining cryptic staremerightintheeyesanddontevenblink wench. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 39
She frowned at me. You need some rest. You look like hell. And youre obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles. Wizards dont giggle I said hardly able to speak. This is cackling. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 38
I stared up at the Erlking and with my typical pithy brilliance said Uhoh. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 38
Theres always always a choice. My options might really truly suck but that doesnt mean there isnt a choice. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 38
Bite me faerie fruitcake. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 38
Seedy wasnt a fair description for the place because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal. Jim Butcher Harry dresden 37
EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED THEY FOUND THE BODY Jim Butcher Harry dresden 37

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