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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman Pet 652
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill Pet 213
I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. Whoopi Goldberg Pet 119
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright Pet 112
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower Pet 105
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. Franklin P. Jones Pet 99
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. Jules Verne Pet 95
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. Norman Ralph Augustine Pet 94
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Robert Southey Pet 90
Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear. Earl Derr Biggers Pet 89
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin Pet 88
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! Emily VanCamp Pet 86
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Bern Williams Pet 86
Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home. Tony Snow Pet 84
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. W. L. George Pet 83
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras Pet 82
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia. Cher Pet 82
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope Pet 81
The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. Chris Chocola Pet 81
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle Pet 81
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley Pet 78
It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions. Gary Neville Pet 78
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield Pet 78
There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. Michael Bay Pet 77
Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive. Jack White Pet 75
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. William H. Macy Pet 74
Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown Pet 74
The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food. Nicholas D. Kristof Pet 74
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield Pet 73
Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. Hal Sparks Pet 72
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress. Nick Lampson Pet 72
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot Pet 72
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill Pet 71
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana Pet 71
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. Mike Ditka Pet 71
Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar. Joel Hodgson Pet 69
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. Jimi Hendrix Pet 69
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch Pet 69
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers Pet 69
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. Mason Cooley Pet 69
Dogs are my favorite people. Richard Dean Anderson Pet 69
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk Pet 66
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. Lefty Gomez Pet 66
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. John Peers Pet 65
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis Pet 65
We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about. Max Cannon Pet 65
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein Pet 65
Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud Pet 63
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. Thornton Wilder Pet 62
I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them. Tom Felton Pet 62

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