Josh Stern Quotes


the only drinking problem Ive ever had is figuring out why Im still stuck in this salad spinner Josh Stern Drinking 81
When it comes to exacting revenge it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time Josh Stern Revenge 67
I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear Josh Stern Dogs 67
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to pay no interest for 6 months Josh Stern Dating 59
Women are aroused by the strangest things like a rock going through their bedroom window Josh Stern Comedy 52
Yknow when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain Its not as easy as it looks... Josh Stern Fiction 49
Youll never know what psychopathic heights youre capable of just lying there on the sofa Josh Stern Absurd 48
The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one Josh Stern Woman 48
Never send a Man in to do a Donkeys job Josh Stern Absurd 44
Women cant live with them cant murdersuicide without them Josh Stern Women 41
Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard Josh Stern Absurd 41
Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings Josh Stern Feelings 40
Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you even after theyve left you can still breathe her scent feel her electricity amp be stunned Josh Stern Women 39
Its one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle but a deer in the headlights... Thats a real talent Josh Stern Talent 38
Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce.... Josh Stern Dating 35
Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are Josh Stern Absurd 35
If you love somebody set them free it also works equally well if you hate somebody Josh Stern Hate 34
When it comes to relationships I find it best to have two feet out the door Josh Stern Relationships 32
Death is lifes way of telling you youve been recalled Josh Stern Absurd 31
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school Josh Stern School 31
I love Shark Week where all kids under 12 swim for free Josh Stern Absurd 30
My recipe for success Have someone else do it Josh Stern Success 29
A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia Josh Stern Absurd 29
At this point in my life beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control Josh Stern Confidence 27
I love shark week all kids swim for free Josh Stern Absurd 26
The only threesome Ive ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 Josh Stern Absurd 24
I hate pulling out... I mean Im really bad at the whole parking thing.... Josh Stern Hate 21

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