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Lenny Bruce Quotes


In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. Lenny Bruce Justice 138
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Lenny Bruce Religion 93
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce Funny 84
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. Lenny Bruce Art 78
The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no what should be, there is only what is. Lenny Bruce Exist 78
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. Lenny Bruce Humor 75
There are never enough I Love You's. Lenny Bruce Love 63
If you live in New York even if youre Catholic youre Jewish Lenny Bruce New york city 49
When you're eight years old nothing is your business. Lenny Bruce Business 46
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce Funny 44
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. Lenny Bruce Capital 40
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. Lenny Bruce Satire 38
I wont say ours was a tough school but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like What Im Going to be If I Grow Up Lenny Bruce Growing up 34
If you cant say Fuck you cant say Fuck the government. Lenny Bruce Censorship 30

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