Sam Shoen Luck Quotes


A red brick along with other red bricks could be used in place of a STOP sign. Nothing says STOP quite like a brick wall. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 118
A brick could be used as a middle name. But whod be dumb enough to do that when it would clearly make a better first name Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 100
B.R.I.C.K. could be the new acronym for a highway safety group. Im not sure what words each letter would stand for but overall I think it give a great allusion to objectspeople flying through windshields. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 92
A brick could replace your window if your windows opaque and you throw the brick hard enough. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 92
A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force if you can just get past the brick stage. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 90
A brick is a good object to hide a house key under. No burglar will be able to get to your key especially if you hide it under the first brick the masons lay when constructing your house. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 89
A brick is a mode of transportation for a bug going nowhere in life. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 86
A brick could be used to help stop people talking with their hands too much. Next time they flail and flip their hands around take out your brick and rap them on their knuckles with it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 84
A brick would make a great lead character in an urban drama because with 12 edges a brick would be the edgiest character on TV by two sides. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 83
A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams and see if she uses it to build a life with you or as a high velocity projectile. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 82
A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 64
A blanket could be used to make love. Call me oldfashioned but I prefer making love on a conveyer belt with cheap labor and high mark ups. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 62
A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 61
A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 59
Bricks could be used to make shoes out of. Just as brick houses are better than wooden houses so too would brick shoes be better than wooden shoes. Just ask the Dutch. Im sure theyd be lining up to buy my new line of brick running shoes. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 58
Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well they could be if the people werent already hot with rage at the ineptitude and greed of the political class. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 54
A blanket is a sanctuary a place where a man can enjoy his banana in peace. I laid a few grapes on grandmas headstone and I remembered her as she was when she first died. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 53
A brick could be used as a bookendbut not just for any booksfor ebooks. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 53
On is to no as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket as Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 52
A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me Id prefer to be bandaged by a BandAid a blanket or a pair of lace panties preferably red. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 52
A brick could be Gods gift to man and woman and we wouldnt even know it because were all obsessed with iPads luxury cars and of course my body. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 52
A brick could be attached to the hook of a fishing pole not as a weight but as bait to catch big fish such as minnows and brim. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 51
A brick can be used as a counting device particularly if you only need to count up to one. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 50
A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturers competitor to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 49
A blanket might make the ideal politician because theyre warm comforting soft and easily corruptible. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 49
A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 49
Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm when we kick them all to the street. Theyll be warm but theyll be bruised because well continue kicking them after theyre in the street. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 48
A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you converse with it and if you drink enough you can even make love to it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 46
Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleons army from advancing into Russia. And blankets could have been used to keep Napoleon rolling in victories. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 45
A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something thats going nowhere in life. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 43
A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 43
A brick represents all the evil in the world. We should start a War on Bricks. And why not Its more tangible yet just as nonsensical as the War on Terror. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 42
A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But Id rather use real goats because they make better cheese. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 42
A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators 2013s going to be a blanket of a year. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 42
A blanket could be used like a friend if youre the sort of person who uses their friends. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 41
A brick could used as a dagger much like a blanket could be used to cool off after a heated argument. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 41
A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful lest God smite thee with His wrath. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 40
A blanket could be used as a tank if you rearrange the letters and leave out the leb. But why would you leave out the leb Thats the most dangerous part. The leb is the most dangerous part because its the unknown. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 39
A pastor a politician and a brick walk into a bar and the bartender says Sorry we dont serve rigid nonthinkers here. So the brick and the pastor look at the politician who turns around and leaves. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 39
Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place if most politicians didnt have bricks for brains. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 38
A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 38
A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally Id rather use a surgeon. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 37
Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 37
A blanket could be used to wrap up a case. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 36
A blanket could be used as a magical flying apparatus much like an Arabic rug only with the addition of a brick you now have a pilots seat. Move over NASAthe high tech of the future lays in the past. It also presently lays on my bed. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 36
A brick could be used like a simile and Id like it. But not as much as Id like it if you used a blanket instead. But dont use the blanket thats on my bed because Im currently using it. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 35
A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 35
A brick could be used as an option either swallow the brick or swallow your pride. Most people would probably rather swallow the brick. If you give me a tall glass of orange juice Ill swallow two bricks at a time. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 35
A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime but global warming could do the same for the world forever. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 35
A brick can be seen from space if cloned brought together for a Wall family reunion and taught Chinese. Jarod Kintz Brick and blanket uses 35

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