Housework Quotes


Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck Housework 91
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. Erma Bombeck Housework 71
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck Housework 68
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. George Carlin Housework 60
Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. Oscar Wilde Housework 58
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. Katharine Whitehorn Housework 56
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. Anonymous Housework 53
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. Beverly Jones Housework 53
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers Housework 50
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. Ann Oakley Housework 45
Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. Erica Jong Housework 39
For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt. Edith Mendel Stern Housework 34

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