Simile Quotes


Opinions are like assholes everyone has one but they think each others stink. Simone Elkeles Simile 852
Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead. Thomas Paine Simile 111
Some people are like Slinkies.They arent really good for anything but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs. Patricia Briggs Simile 89
The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle. Rick Riordan Simile 88
Love is like a booger you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. Mae West Simile 82
Peeing is like a good book in that it is very very hard to stop once you start. John Green Simile 77
Today was a very cold and bitter day as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours. Lemony Snicket Simile 66
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it Mark Twain Simile 56
And an inkycolored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. Christopher Moore Simile 45
Ignorance is a lot like alcohol the more you have of it the less you are able to see its effect on you. Jay M. Bylsma Simile 44
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it is not open. Frank Zappa Simile 38
A friend... sort of. Ren watches me like Im a cookie jar he wouldnt mind being caught with his hands in. Andrea Cremer Simile 37
Delly lost her temper at Peeta over how he treated you. She got very squeaky. It was like someone stabbing a mouse with a fork repeatedly. Suzanne Collins Simile 37
And than suddenly he was there charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster. Richelle Mead Simile 35
It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers. Neil Gaiman Simile 34
Hed felt like a jackolantern for the past few days as if his guts had been yanked out with a fork and dumped in a heap while a grinning smile stayed plastered on his face. Cassandra Clare Simile 33
Telling someone about what a symbol means is like telling someone how music should make them feel. Dan Brown Simile 32
High School is like a spork its a crappy spoon and a crappy fork so in the end its just plain useless. John Mayer Simile 31
Insanity hovered close at hand like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant. Arundhati Roy Simile 31
I felt like one of Apollos sacred cows slow dumb and bright red. Rick Riordan Simile 29
The truth is like a nipple the more you twist it the more somebody is going to get hurt. Jarod Kintz Simile 28
Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue. Terry Pratchett Simile 28
Looking for an entirely reliable informant is like looking for a chaste mistress. Cassandra Clare Simile 27
You know a cell phones like a guy if you dont plug him in every night charge him good you got nothing at all. Catherine Coulter Simile 20

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