Audrey Meadows Quotes


If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? Billy Connolly Uncategorized 86
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. Billy Connolly Imagination 80
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. Billy Connolly Absolutely 80
I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist. Billy Connolly Another 76
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there. Billy Connolly Amazed 71
When people say its always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after youve found it Billy Connolly Lost 70
Marriage is a wonderful invention but then again so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly Marriage 63
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly Funny 57
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. Billy Connolly Ally 56
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. Billy Connolly Trust 54
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly Marriage 46
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. Billy Connolly Pet 44
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? Billy Connolly Drink 44
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly Funny 43
I dont believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I dont want to say I dont believe in God but I dont think I do. But I believe in people who do. Billy Connolly Angels 41
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Billy Connolly Uncategorized 38
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. Billy Connolly Angeles 36
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. Billy Connolly America 34
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. Billy Connolly Uncategorized 28
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless. Billy Connolly Uncategorized 28

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