Bob Hope Quotes


When we recall Christmas past we usually find that the simplest things not the great occasions give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope Christmas 99
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope Birthday 96
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope Nation 96
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope Sports 92
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Bob Hope Almost 90
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Bob Hope Funny 84
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope Came 83
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope Pet 82
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bob Hope Funny 82
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope Humor 66
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope Children 66
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope Funny 63
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope age 54
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. Bob Hope Funny 52
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope Happy 48
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope Love 42
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Bob Hope Uncategorized 40
Over the years I have been subjected to many indignities all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him Im going to kill the guy. Bob Hope Film 35
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope Age 33
My idea of Christmas whether oldfashioned or modern is very simple loving others. Come to think of it why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that Bob Hope Christmas 31
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Bob Hope Funny 28

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