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  • Name: Gertrude Stein
  • Total Quotes: 107
  • Country: American
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    No imageIt is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
    Gertrude SteinFunny 84
    No imageJust before she died she asked, What is the answer? No answer came. She laughed and said, In that case, what is the question? Then she died.
    Gertrude SteinFunny 79
    No imageIt is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
    Gertrude SteinFunny 48
    No imageI know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
    Gertrude SteinFunny 35
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