Jeff Lindsay Quotes


A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me. Jeff Lindsay Man 96
But what could I do Be stupid for a while I wasnt sure I knew how even after so many years of careful observation. Jeff Lindsay Observation 76
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff. Jeff Lindsay Relationship 74
Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD. Jeff Lindsay Television 72
I had become a perfect fake human saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long. Jeff Lindsay Human 71
This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back. Jeff Lindsay Brain 68
Feeling what authentic human fun Jeff Lindsay Crime 67
I think thats nice and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb. Jeff Lindsay Feelings 67
Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were. Jeff Lindsay Money 61
Killing makes me feel good. Jeff Lindsay Good 61
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody elses box of matches Jeff Lindsay Philosophical 58
Since I am not actually a real human being my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake. Jeff Lindsay Human 54
It was almost enough to make me feel emotion. Jeff Lindsay Emotion 47
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. Jeff Lindsay Crime 44
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder. Jeff Lindsay Murder 44
What in all very seriousness the hell was going on Jeff Lindsay Hell 41
The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesnt it Jeff Lindsay Mind 40
Youre driving me NORMAL Jeff Lindsay Mystery 39
Of course it was a terrible thing and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that but did that mean we had to miss lunch Jeff Lindsay Perspective 39
I know family comes first but shouldnt that mean after breakfast Jeff Lindsay Family 37
The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me. Jeff Lindsay Happy 35
And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action everything began to happen at once. Jeff Lindsay Action 33
Really now If you cant get me my newspaper on time how can you expect me to refrain from killing people Jeff Lindsay Killing 32
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any its always easier to simply go along. Jeff Lindsay Desire 32
Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness Jeff Lindsay Acceptance 31
It really is better to be lucky than to be good. Jeff Lindsay Good 31
For the first time I could remember I felt weak woozy and stupid like a humanbeing. Like a very small and helpless humanbeing. Jeff Lindsay Human 31
Anybody can be charming if they dont mind faking it saying all the stupid obvious nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily I dont have a conscience. I say them. Jeff Lindsay Conscience 29
And I was having too much fun to stop now. Jeff Lindsay Fun 28
I did not like this feeling of having feelings. Jeff Lindsay Feelings 26
Its always me isnt it Im not really a very nice person but for some reason its always me that they come to with their problems. Jeff Lindsay Problems 24
It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul Im sure I would have felt quite guilty. Jeff Lindsay Soul 21

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