Jimmy Kimmel Quotes


It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Jimmy Kimmel Funny 94
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. Jimmy Kimmel Job 68
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. Jimmy Kimmel Funny 64
I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting. Jimmy Kimmel Experience 58
I never imagined being on television. Jimmy Kimmel Uncategorized 41
My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians. Jimmy Kimmel Uncategorized 35
I describe myself as a human being. Jimmy Kimmel Uncategorized 30
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. Jimmy Kimmel Funny 29
I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid. Jimmy Kimmel Uncategorized 26

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