Karl Pilkington Quotes


People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington Answer 71
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington Spiteful 70
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. Karl Pilkington Wedding 68
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. Karl Pilkington Brainy 65
I know who I am. Bloody hell Im getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him cos if Im not I have no idea who Im paying for. Karl Pilkington Stupidity 58
Jellyfish are 97 water or something so how much are they doing Just give them another 3 and make them water. Its more useful. Karl Pilkington Water 35
It wouldnt happen... There hasnt been one publication by a monkey Karl Pilkington Animals 33
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? Karl Pilkington Marriage 27
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. Karl Pilkington Pet 24

Showing 1 to 9 of 9 entries