Famous Authors

William Wordsworth ( 84)
Warren Buffett ( 72)
Mother Teresa ( 100)
Martin Luther ( 121)
Rumi ( 108)
Rabindranath Tagore ( 63)
Aristotle ( 268)
Mark Twain ( 647)
Steve Jobs ( 66)
Stephen King ( 311)

Popular Topics

Motivational ( 505)
Woman ( 134)
Strength ( 234)
Relationship ( 176)
Smile ( 311)
Wisdom ( 777)
Happiness ( 482)
Alone ( 473)
Love ( 2443)
Nature ( 1163)

Tim Allen Quotes


Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen Men 102
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. Tim Allen Marriage 77
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. Tim Allen Act 74
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car. Tim Allen Car 71
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen Women 62
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. Tim Allen Trust 62
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. Tim Allen Bad 58
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. Tim Allen Marriage 54
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen car 45
I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children. Tim Allen Uncategorized 41
I do a lot of family shows. Tim Allen Uncategorized 36
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. Tim Allen Uncategorized 27

Showing 1 to 12 of 12 entries

© 2025 Allauthor Product of LMN Technology Pvt Limited. All Rights Reserved. Privacy | Terms and Conditions | Contact Us

Advertising Disclosure: Please note that many links to retailers are affiliate links, which yields a commission for us. allauthor.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon sites.