Bill Vaughan Quotes


A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Bill Vaughan Patriotism 106
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. Bill Vaughan Delivers 105
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. Bill Vaughan Ant 99
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors. Bill Vaughan Actors 86
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan Insects 74
The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan Taxation 70
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan Funny 69
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Bill Vaughan Society 69
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. Bill Vaughan Answer 65
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan Leaves 53
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. Bill Vaughan True 52
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. Bill Vaughan Society 47
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. Bill Vaughan Appliances 45
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. Bill Vaughan Fitness 42
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Bill Vaughan Politics 41
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughan Age 36
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. Bill Vaughan Children 33
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. Bill Vaughan Nice 33
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. Bill Vaughan Atomic 33
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. Bill Vaughan Education 31
We learn something every day and lots of times its that what we learned the day before was wrong. Bill Vaughan Learning 29

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