Jason Schwartzman Computer Quotes


I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg Uncategorized 47
It's weird… people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? Mitch Hedberg Uncategorized 37
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. Mitch Hedberg Uncategorized 36
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so… yeah.' Mitch Hedberg Uncategorized 35

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Jason Schwartzman Computer Quotes

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