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A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would not only block the hole physically but also psychologically would be to stuff a dead rat in the hole. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 67
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 67
A blanket could be used as a flag for a sleepy nation. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 67
A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. Ill take the two largest pieces or half whichever makes me appear the most generous. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 59
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 59
A brick could be planted on a farm in the hopes that a house will spring up come harvest. But that idea is ridiculous because were in a drought and there simply hasnt been enough rain to yield a crop of that magnitude. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 59
A brick cant cure cancer. But who knows maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. Ill have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 55
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 55
I have a fist like a brick but I dont punch through wallsI build them and become them. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 52
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 52
A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too because I never make the bed. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 52
A brick could be analyzed in the lab broken down into olfactory components and repackaged as an air freshener that promises that new home smell. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 48
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 48
A brick is a rustcolored blur of movement caught in a moment and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would give scientists an insight into how fast I run. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 46
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 46
A brick is blocking my urethra. But its not painful because my penis is just that big. Oh yes its as big as this lie is. Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 45
Jarod Kintz#Brick and blanket responses 45
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